I Met A Man Today....

[gness]

No.....not in a bar......in a car park......
...not bad looking at all......fit......semi retired and traveling around Europe on a beautiful motor bike......full of get up and go......
When I saw the number plate on his bike I knew we were meant for each other.....it's my favourite word minus the last S.....can you guess?.... :-)

[tonyav]

Blis ?.

[Buenchico]

GNE 5 ?

[gness]

Ahhh.....Tony gets it I'm afraid, Chris.......it was indeed BLI5...... :-)

[tonyav]

O yeah, should read BL 1S.

[tonyav]

Was his name British Leyland, gness ;-)

[Buenchico]

Are you sure that it was just his number plate that attracted you?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/94/6c/09/946c0991c0a43532fdf66a89e8cd3306.jpg

[gness]

I didn't get to his name, Tony........his stunning wife turned up....... :-(

[gness]

Oh lord, Chris...you've made me come over all hot an bothered.....!

[tonyav]

Was this her, gness ?.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9lM7xxkNVFQ/Uh46bqelPJI/AAAAAAAAET0/BnXmSJtJOck/s1600/Biker-Girl-Motorcycle-Girl.jpg

[gness]

Not quite, Tony....but not far off...... :)

[tonyav]

Ohhhh nice bike ;-)

[gness]

That was my chat up line, Tony.....;-)

[tonyav]

I guessed it would be !!!!!!!

[jourdain2]

Did you get his phone number?

[Buenchico]

Gness is never satisfied with just a man's phone number, J2 .

She's not happy until she's got his underpants as well ;-)

[tonyav]

Chris, the glove box in her car is stuffed full of them ( errrrrr so I hear ) ;-)

[Buenchico]

https://tinyurl.com/ybt27ew4

;-)

[tonyav]

She has a box on top of the dash, Chris.

[Peter Pedant]

pennie
or
peni

no it was pennie - and you crep' up and said:
I like your wallet.....

( Thx to Klute - where in different circumstances Jane Fonda says to a trick: I like your .... mind )

yeah and the girl came up and said it was hers