A Priest 2

[DTCwordfan]

A Priest was marooned on a desert island.

One day a beautiful woman arrives, a Minty look-alike, in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks.

‘Five years ago.’

So the Minty look-alike gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last have a drink?’

The Priest said, ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink.

Then our Minty look-alike unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, ‘And when was the last time you played around?’

The Priest looks at her in amazement and says: ‘You’re not telling me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?'”

[murraymints]

lol... bless you my child..but say 3 hail Marys anyway !!!

[waterboatman]

Grovelling git! :o}

[murraymints]

:0) x

[DTCwordfan]

that's a bit impertinent - calling a man of the cloth a grovelling git.

[1ozzy]

Someones stroke needs a little work :-)

[Hopkirk]

Bet he had a wood.

[Patsy33]

Tee hee!

[Shaglene]

Did he get a hole in one............

[murraymints]

EEK !! STEP .....NOW !!! ;0)

[vernonk]

Ronnie Corbett famously told that on The Two Ronnies in the 1970s

[elliemay1]

How did Ronnie Corbett know Minty??

[DTCwordfan]

Maybe it was when Minty lived in Norwich?.....Norwich - the acronym for 'Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home.' Did Ronnie C live there?