Whatever Next!

[Patsy33]

Apparently, there's a new book out for horses!
'50 Shades of Hay' It promises to be a night of unbridled passion...

[mallyh]

is it full of jumps?

[albaqwerty]

no doubt the author was spurred into action

[Baldric]

Way Hay!!

[Mamyalynne]

Hooves the author?

[mallyh]

walter del la mare ^^^^^

[Patsy33]

I heard it had to be reined in a bit....

[Patsy33]

The author is Buck Rogers Mamya, nicknamed The Italian Stallion..

[marval]

I hope they are in a stable relationship.

[DTCwordfan]

Cor blimey, have you been saddled with writing jokes like this.

I'm on the toilet having read this, a dose of the trots.....

[Patsy33]

Lol DTC.
Too much information!

[Voltage]

DTC shut your gait lol ;-)

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol!

[DTCwordfan]

never look at a horse's mouth - and don't stand to near the rear either, the same for a camel and if they get a hump, well.

[Shaglene]

A roll in the hay is worth two in the bush................

[DTCwordfan]

and 15 million in the condom.......