My Inventions

[DTCwordfan]

Did you all know that I am a world-class inventor?

Here's my list of things that I have created, the list in the format of a Generation Game conveyor belt. Please add yours.....

A pedal powered wheelchair.
Waterproof teabags.
An underwater hair dryer.
Windscreen wipers for submarines.
Non-stick sticky tape.
The Apple Macintosh.
An inflatable dartboard for campers.
An index for a dictionary.
Beer glasses with square bases so they don’t leave rings on the bar.
Ejector seats in helicopters.
Underground airports.
Wind-down windows on a submarine.
Unsinkable submarine.
Boomerang bullets.
Air-conditioners for motorbikes.
Anti-lock cars.
Toxic Toothpaste.
An ashtray for a motorbike.
Waterproof sponges.
Fireproof Matches.
Parachutes that open on impact.
The one-piece jigsaw puzzle.

[waterboatman]

A left handed screwdriver.

[Peter Pedant]

tee vee that shows onlhy channel 4 ?
car with square wheels

[1ozzy]

You've got nothing on Peter Pedant DT.

He's invented an incomprehensible language.

Bit of catching up to do ;-/

[waterboatman]

Someones beaten him to it to invent English mate!

[Peter Pedant]

the impossibility of a car with square wheels CAN'T be impossible for the average ABer to scout - - - can it?

[rowanwitch]

Water soluble umbrella
Internal spiked sports shoes
The Mesh free fishing net
The one day calendar
The non stop watch
The Unholy bible

[Shaglene]

A chocolate teapot. A long weight. A piece of string that can be pushed. Toilet paper with no perforations. Uphill skiing.

[Voltage]

a non nagging woman ( still working on that one tho ) ;-)

[Patsy33]

A bottomless cup

[DTCwordfan]

some great answers - volty, you had better get your coat and make a dash for it

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Tartan paint

[Patsy33]

Dry water..

[DTCwordfan]

bald wigs
yolk free eggs
weighted billiard balls
straight spiral pasta
alcohol free whisky and gin
escargots without the shell
bladeless razors
go-watches.

[Patsy33]

Unscented perfume..

[Patsy33]

Clueless crosswords..

[Georgiesmum]

12 inch sky hooks.