My Mate!

[Voltage]

My mate's just not the same since he almost drowned in a vat of lemon juice..

It's left him very bitter.

[albaqwerty]

and he's been giving everyone the pip since.

[jno]

you're taking the pith, alba

[Voltage]

Gawd b-lime-y you two !

[albaqwerty]

I've always had a zest for life

[Togo]

A tonic would do him good I should think.

[Bazile]

It's a good thing he didn't fall in a vat of peppers - it can get a bit chili up the urals

[Voltage]

That makes no a-peel to me

[Arksided]

Lucky he didn't get squashed.

[mallyh]

hope he was only in it a jiff x

[Bazile]

Is he a foreigner or a Limey ?

[Patsy33]

I thought he looked sour as he passed me in his Citrus....

[Arksided]

Cor-dial me an ambulance my sides are splitting.

[Voltage]

Lol I shall o-range that for you arky

[marval]

I shall squeeze in an answer here.

[Arksided]

Have you being squashed or tango'd,