This Sounds A Little Phony To Me, They Must Have Been The Bottom End Of The Market Phones.

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5768147/Man-hid-six-phones-inside-bottom-deliberately-getting-arrested-Israel.html

[Islay]

lol bend over Andy and Gness will sort you out!

[Islay]

They were lizard eggs and were not allowed into the country under the CITIES act.

[gness]

Nope...you're the one with the experience, Islay......Andy's suffered enough it seems without me rootling about....x

[Barmaid]

Anyway, would you REALLY want to use a mobile phone that had been up someone's bum? Eeeewwwwwww

[aelmpvw]

strewth, they could have hatched!

[Barmaid]

I suppose it is a relief they werent emu eggs.........

[Islay]

Ohhh I didn't realise you were offering my services Gness.
With or without lube Andy?

[Islay]

Lol Barmaid now that would have been a talking point!

[anotheoldgit]

Since washing of mobiles isn't recommended, it makes one wonder who would even pick one up, Yuk.

[Voltage]

Rofl at barmaid "why would you put eggs up your jacksy" I always had you down as classy BM ;-) xx

[albaqwerty]

I'd pay money to hear BM's defence of her client :-))

Wonder if the guy had any on 'vibrate'?

[Togo]

Baldric..... Perhaps Ring of Fire. Or Ring Them Bells(or bowels), Dylan.

[gness]

Well I wouldn't be offering my services, Islay.......not with my track record.... :-(

[Voltage]

Don't know if I should crack a joke on this..I'd better tread on egg shells me thinks;-)
Lol the thought of andy bent over in front of islay has got me giggling here !!

[gness]

Oh lord....read before posting, Gness.......I didn't mean my rootling around track record.....I don't have one of those....honestly...
I meant my general clumsiness track record........ :-(

[Barmaid]

I'm glad it wasnt just me, Voltage........

[Islay]

Volty your a wicked man!

[jno]

Fabergé eggs maybe, Barmaid

[david small]

The mind boggles.