Root Vegetables, Do They Help You See In The Dark?

[Baldric]

Just seen a recording of an episode of '24 Hours in A & E'

A Guy was brought in with a 'Root Vegetable' stuck in a rather personal part of his anatomy.

His explanation was that he always gardened in the nude, he had fallen over and that's how it got there.

Quote from Surgeon/Consultant(?)
" I might just have believed that had the Vegetable not been peeled"

[jno]

perhaps he was a Swede?

I always thought Casualty was ann Americanism, but maybe not.

[Jackdaw33]

I have always called it Casualty and still do. It used to be sign-posted as such.

[jno]

at least no actual reports have ever been made of the mythical practice of gerbilling. However, googling eel+rectum brings up a few results.

[Ken4155]

Back to the OP's original question; Do they help you see in the dark?

Well, the way this guy was using it, it may have helped him when reversing.

[Ken4155]

Now we know what you do in your spare time, jno :-)

[Barmaid]

Why would you even want to google "eel" and "rectum"?

Mind you, we had an issue with our downstairs loo the other day seemed to be sucking water down. Just never ever google "toilet sucking"..........

[sandyRoe]

Didn't Jilly Cooper write of people utilising goldfish?

[mccfluff]

poor goldfish

[hereIam]

That was funny ael ....

[murraymints]

EEK !

[DTCwordfan]

at least its more natural than toilet brushes....

[Cloverjo]

When someone says 'Don't ever Google....' something, of course I have to. Thanks, Barmaid ;)
By the way, Ken was right about my starred out word earlier.

[Barmaid]

Sorry Clover!!! But at least now there is one other person in the world who needs brain bleach!

[Prudie]

Maybe this guy was preparing to make a bot roast

[Baldric]

LOL, nice typo there Rudie ;o)

[DTCwordfan]

Balders, I can see Prudie saying, over her glass of vino, 'up yours' but then she is too polite to type that out here.

Lol - from those potentially about to visit Hernia Bay.....