My brain hurts Dot! I've got a squealing 3 month old daughter on my lap, and she's thinking
what if... Dad stopped pratting around on answerbank and walked up and down with me...?
In a flash, at the drop of a hat,
Without further ado, just like that,
In the blink of an eye,
It's that old custard pie,
And your dignity's gone with a splat.