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rojash | 15:32 Thu 20th Jul 2006 | People & Places
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I am the manager of an open plan office. Recently we have discovered that our mentally subnormal cleaner has been using one of the office computers to post questions on AB. How she worked out how to do it, we have no idea. What do you think is an appropriate action for us to take? As it doesn't really do any hard, should we just ignore it?
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Don't worry ...we're all mentally sub-normal on here :-)
Why not offer her some training in use of computers which could lead to her getting a certificate of some sort.

It would benefit her enormously in giving her some confidence, and would also show you as an enlightened employer.

Who knows you may even be able to get some funding for it if you were to expand the scheme.

You might also find there is a better phrase than mentally sub normal to describe your staff member
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That does it! If you don't stop using that machine, I'm goingt to have to fire you!
Well considering you're grey and not green I'd say you've been on here more than you should have been too eh? ;-)

So really she's only following your example, and I really don't think it's funny calling dotty subnormal, it's not nice to mock the afflicted ya know.


Dotty's gonna kill me isn't she? LOL
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Errm, sorry Famous5, it was meant to be a dig at scanning
OMG, I knew my boss was upto no good, he doesn't do much all day to tell you the truth - although firing me would be very bad for his health as i have to keep an eye on his oxgen tank and his colostomy bag, stops the room smelling doesn't it rojash. By the way rojash hows the itchy rash now?.... did the cream work?
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I think the cream worked quite well - your skin is looking a lot better. In future, try to remember that prevention is better than cure, and stick to hygeine advice I gave you
shoot her..its the only way she'll learn
As long as the office is clean, i'd let her amuse herself with an occasional dabble on AB. Better that than stealing all the post it notes.
rojash...I think I love you!
Scuzzer starts on here early doesn't he?
Were you awake all night trawling through a dictionary looking for new big words to use on here?
scuzzball... i think i hate you!
littlebishop -think I care?
Hands off! - the chump is mine - scuzzer is mine!! I loved him first, he has been following my posts from the beginning, obviously there is a connection these, so back off all of you, wait in line! - mind you maybe he likes a good gangbang!
Keep him, he's to old for me anyway
Scuzzer... i think you do really!
Calm down,children.
Ok old boy
scudder...i am calm
I'm calm too...fairly chilled day at the office! - Think I should go and upset the staff now...hmmm

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