Captions Please ?

[Canary42]

Come on then ABers, don't let me down - let's have some funny captions (or speech bubbles).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44426442

[Salty]

Mr Trump, doing Cossack dancing isn’t going to get you anywhere with us - try Putin

[Jackdaw33]

I see you have allied yourself with the Japs again, just like last time.

[vetuste_ennemi]

O-Level VE has no idea of the idiomatic French, but here's Macron en regardant la Merkel (and I'm relying totally on Google translate):

"Cela vous rend reconnaissant pour ce que vous avez à la maison"

[Jackdaw33]

Can't get that, even though I speak French. Put it in English and I will have a go.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Grateful for what you've got at home?

[Jackdaw33]

I suppose so, but don't get it.

[vetuste_ennemi]

"To be grateful to/for" is reconnaitre à quelqu'un de quelque chose in my Concise Collins Robert. (I did have the big one, where's it gone? Not "pour", then.

Ce n'est pas grève.

[vetuste_ennemi]

When I say I had the big one it was a ref to the unabridged Robert which I bought when I was working in Chambourçy a bit.

[Jackdaw33]

I have the big one. I have no problem with the French but I do not understand the English remark.

[vetuste_ennemi]

It was Chambourcy.

[Gromit]

I like Tuvok and Salty’s captions so far.

[Jackdaw33]

Totally lost. You speak in riddles. Why not say what you're driving at?

[vetuste_ennemi]

Ce n'est pas grave...

(Don't give up your day job, VE)

[Jackdaw33]

Fous le camp, alors!

[vetuste_ennemi]

West London has some big girls.

My wife and I in a local drinking club. Two blokes, not small, 5'11" and fourteen/fifteen stone(?) standing up nearby. Two girls, not small, 5'5" and thirteen/fourteen stone(?) walk by.

"Makes you grateful..."

[mallyh]

surely you know our names now and we can take these number fascinators off .

[Spicerack]

https://goo.gl/5A51SU