WTF is going on???

[warpig1]

Right, was sitting in the house last night chatting to a friend on the phone and heard a noise in the kitchen which I ignored and continued on talking but then heard it again and decided to investigate. Set the phone down (friend still on line) and went to kitchen. There was this guy climbing in through the window with a tesco bag on each hand!!!! WTF? When he saw me he scarpered. Am seriously cheesed off, apparently you can't sit in you own house at 7 in the evening with the window open without some weirdo lunatic trying to gain access. Concerning thing is, if I could hear something in the kitchen surely he could hear me on the phone, so what were his motives.
Also if he hadn't have cleared off the only things to hand were the kitchen knives and the kettle so I would have had to choose between defending myself with the knives or making him a cup of tea!!! No points for guessing what the choice would have been. Of course then I would be in a 'Tony Martin' situation.

Sorry to rant this early in the morning but am furious, what is this place coming to??? Grrrrrrr!!!!

[Reenie29]

You don't live in the West Midlands do you?!!
I had a bit of a weird experience last night as well (it's one of the questions further up entitled 'what happened') but this does sound really scary and I hope you get something sorted out with the police.

[warpig1]

Boo, lol, snigger, snigger. Sadly tesco bags are up market were I live, no if they had have been Lidl or Netto I would not even have posted, the shame, the shame.

Rennie, saw your thread, no I don't live in the midlands but found your experience rather curious. My first suspect would be your boyfriend taking the mick. Failing that, and given the two experiences, was there a full moon last night???

[Reenie29]

My thoughts exactly - except the moon is on the wane (I think) at the moment.

Strange really cos my bf isn't really much of a trickster...but maybe he sleep walks and likes to have a tidy up in the process. Shame he didn't make it to the lounge - that's a right state!!

[Pippa68]

Flippin eck, what a cheeky beggar! I probably would have smashed his face in and sod the consequences..even if all I had to hand was a kettle or blender.

[Wee Kaz]

Warpig, I shouldn't laugh but I am killin masel laughing at this, it's not that the particular incident that is funny, far from it but it's the wording of your answers/question, think we'd get on dandyo - you've got my sense of humour! On a more serious note, did he get away with anything?? Cheeky little toad, if you'd not been is so much shock you should have kicked him up the ar*e!!