Happy Windrush Day.

[Theland]

The government have announced that every year from now on, on the anniversaries of the arrival of the good ship Windrush, we shall all collectively celebrate our good fortune and remember these first immigrants from the West Indies, and the enormous contributions they and their descendants have made to our otherwise miserable lacklustre society.

Now we have diversity, black on black knife and gun crime, and of course Rap music, as well as an abundance of youth workers and community workers, and no end of black advisors telling us how racist we are, how we enjoy our ill gotten white privilege.

So I just want to wish everybody a very happy Windrush.

It's early days yet, so Km not too sure how we are supposed to celebrate, but if it is made into a national holiday, the I suppose few will complain.

Would the next ethnic grouping requiring a national celebration please submit your application please?