I Look Like I’Ve Been

[cassa333]

Shot, stabbed and generally mauled by a lion just now.

My daughter did say I should have worn an apron while making jam.....

[Mamyalynne]

Ow!

[-SharonA-]

Give yourself a good lick!

[sanmac]

The fact that you accomplished the jam-making should give you a certain amount of pride.

[-Talbot-]

Unusual behaviour for a lion.

[Voltage]

Have some pride ;-)

[NoMercy]

You forgot to mention the 16ft Great White that's been spotted off the coast of Majorca. It's got 300 teeth apparently, and a nose for blood.

Yikes!

[Ken4155]

Wonder what Donald Trump thinks about lions having firearms?

[cassa333]

Lol that shark could be off the south coast by now so I’ll not go for a dip just yet.

I am wearing a white top as well..... looks like it will have to be my jam making top from now on as I don’t think it will come out too easily.

I shall be making chutney later in the season as well. Although tbh I don’t know why I bother. We don’t really eat either and I give it all away.

[rowanwitch]

Vanish for whites is brilliant. No need to make any this year but it is worth the effort.