A Nice Afternoon. Not!

[Patsy33]

We done our weekly shop a couple of hours ago in nearby shopping centre. It is so humid and uncomfortable, you know, the sort of weather that makes you a bit grumpy..After returning to our car, my husband was frantically searching for his car fob in his shorts pockets. Luckily I carry a spare in my handbag. He was going absolutely mad. He always seems to blame poor Jesus! He went through it I can tell you. I daren't repeat what he said. It sounded like he knows a Count... Anyway, he reported them lost in Tesco where we last went. So hope fully somebody might hand them in. Anyway, he calmed down a bit. Got home, and seem him frantically searching his pockets again and in pockets of car. He'd only gone and lost his bank card too! Omg.. I'm lying down in a cool,darkened room ..
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[Canary42]

Pocket picked perhaps. You could register it with the cops as a precaution.

[kvalidir]

Crikey poor you :( It is the weather though, everyone is forgetting things, losing things, getting Raggy with one another, even on here would you believe?
Have a drink and relax x

[Voltage]

Show him the joke section patsy that'll calm him down ( or not lol)x

[Patsy33]

Yes, that could've happened Canary.. Ill tell him to report to Police too. Although he is careless. He knows this, Im always telling him..

[Patsy33]

You're right kval. People can't think straight in this weather. I will have a drink later! He's calmed down now. Although he's watching football.....

[Patsy33]

I do usually read them out to him Volty. Maybe later...:-)

[hereIam]

I'm a lot touchier in all this heat, it seems to make things so much worse than they really are !!!

[NoMercy]

I hope he's cancelled his card or at least disabled the "contactless" function which he can do if you have the relevant bank's app on his phone.

I hope he's reunited with his key fob promptly x

[Patsy33]

He cancelled his bank card straight away NoM.

[Patsy33]

Good news! Husband's car key fob handed in! Found in Wetherspoons!

[hereIam]

Woop de doo !!!

[aelmpvw]

spose he's in trouble now for nipping in wetherspoons ...

[Patsy33]

Lol! No....

[DTCwordfan]

they're found in Wetherspoons...come off it, Patsy, he's a midday pissartiste.....ok it's thundery but so what.

[Patsy33]

Ahem!... He doesn't drink DCT. Apart from the odd Beer or shandy or lime soda..... :-)