Fabulous Feuds And Quotes Thereof

[kvalidir]

I was just chatting to my man on the phone and we got talking about Joan Crawford ( random I know, and not exactly romantic but oh well) and he told me that apparently when Davis was the only one nominated for an Oscar for the film 'Whatever happened to Bay Jane', Joan Crawford was furious and contrived to steal her limelight none the less by accepting Anne Bancroft's Oscar for her. Bette Davis was incandescent, and at the after party ordered a tumbler full of Scotch for Joan Crawford. Someone told her that was no good because Joan Crawford drank vodka she famously said ' I don't give a 5 hit what she drinks this is going in her fecking face'.

What are you favourite insulting quotes? Churchill had a few good ones x

[Peter Pedant]

Dorothy Parker
of her husband
I went 20 rounds with the bottle and lost every one

on the play - I am a camera
me no leika

these straw hats are so cheap - you should be buying them and putting them thro your horses

the divine zsa zsa
Dollink I am a housekeeper - when I divorce I keep zee house !

Dollink when you reach an age you like - steek wizz eet !

[-Talbot-]

Margot Asquith was a sharp tongued one including this:-

'He is a modest little man, with much to be modest about!'



Isn't that Churchill?

[tamborine]

Princess margaret to Elizabeth Taylors huge Burton diamond ring.

Thats so vulgar, can I try it on?

[tonyav]

“Nancy, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
Winston Churchill, after being informed by Lady Astor that if she was married to him, she would have poisoned his coffee.

[Ken4155]

"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything. In a gun fight, you need to take your time in a hurry." Wyatt Earp

[-Talbot-]

Buenchico
Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill: "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it".

[kvalidir]

Might be Talbot ...

Love Dorothy Parker and Zsa Zsa Peter and that is absolutely priceless Tamborine :)

[Ken4155]

"I should never have surrendered. I should have fought on until i was the last man alive."

I was warmed by the sun, rocked by the winds and sheltered by the trees as other Indian babes. I can go everywhere with a good feeling."

Both by Geronimo

[Ken4155]

"Get away from her, you butch (with an 'i')." Ripley in Alien.

[kvalidir]

Some excellent ones there Ken, loving the Earp one particularly.


Nancy Astor and Churchill were a *** riot too.

[naomi24]

Not insulting, but Joan Collins when asked about having married a man much younger than herself:

“If he dies, he dies”.

[kvalidir]

Lol that's funny Naomi :) x

[naomi24]

Love Joan Collins. She's so witty.

[mallyh]

groucho marx ..... I didn't like the play,but then I saw it under adverse conditions ...the curtain was up

[mallyh]

groucho again ....I never forget a face but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception

[Ken4155]

"If E.F. Harriman paid me what he's paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, i'd stop robbing him." Butch Cassidy

"I aint afraid to love a man. I aint afraid to shoot him, either." Annie Oakley

[roopower]

Dorothy Parker again about a Yale prom. "If all the girls attending were laid end to end I wouldn't be surprised"
About a performance by Katherine Hepburn " She delivered a striking performance that ran the gamut of emotions from A to B"
Not sure who about "That woman can speak 18 languages and can't say no in any of them"