Newspaper

[Patsy33]

I told my mate to get me a newspaper. "Don't be silly", he replied. "Borrow my iPad"
That spider never knew what ****ing hit him!"

[Voltage]

and i bet there's no fly's on you ;-)

[Hopkirk]

Hard Times for the poor spider.

[Voltage]

it's alright hopkirk patsy was using the web lol

[Patsy33]

Both of your replies made me laugh!

[Hopkirk]

I just sat and watched it happen.

You could call me the observer.

[Voltage]

Blimey I could see that reply coming a mile off...you sort of telegraphed it!