Jokes2 mins ago
What A Day!
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I had to construct a Gness made birthday present water feature on the patio.....there was a gale blowing...a wild and howling gale.....I should have worn trousers....the floaty skirt was around my ears....knickers ahoy........but I persevered....
So wanted to watch the Tour de France because I love cycling but my brother's birthday present came first so I recorded it to watch later....and I kept on with the water feature.....
Got blinged up for dinner at the brother's...and set off with the water feature. I set it up in his garden and stupidly gave him the solar panel to hold so I could adjust the pump.....keep it in the shade as I do this I said......how thick am I!
As I bent over the pump in the low cut dress....perfect makeup and new hairdo what did he do?
He held the bloody solar panel up to the sun and drenched me......
Little brothers never grow up, do they...... :-(
So wanted to watch the Tour de France because I love cycling but my brother's birthday present came first so I recorded it to watch later....and I kept on with the water feature.....
Got blinged up for dinner at the brother's...and set off with the water feature. I set it up in his garden and stupidly gave him the solar panel to hold so I could adjust the pump.....keep it in the shade as I do this I said......how thick am I!
As I bent over the pump in the low cut dress....perfect makeup and new hairdo what did he do?
He held the bloody solar panel up to the sun and drenched me......
Little brothers never grow up, do they...... :-(
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