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marval | 22:17 Mon 06th Aug 2018 | Jokes
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I have just got home and found my wife waiting for me in just knee-high leather boots and a tiny g-string. Needless to say I’m going to be busy all afternoon, it will take me ages to retune my guitar.

I have been trying to do a deal to takeover a company that claim to have invented a spray that makes red wine stains vanish. I really hope it comes off.

I am going to take up playing polo, I hear they make a mint doing that.

I got my results back from my last maths exam. I only got one question wrong. Apparently the compliment to a 30 degree angle is not: You’re looking acute today.

I threw a birthday party for my dog. He wouldn’t fetch it though.

My friend once decided to stick an arrow in the ground. I couldn’t see the point.

I once won a game of snakes and ladders. I couldn’t help thinking the prizes on daytime quiz shows were getting worse.

I went to a housewarming party, they said bring a gift, I brought them a calor gas heater.

Last time I did a vault, I ripped my leotard. The rest of the gang don’t think I am cut out for bank robbery.

I tried ringing up the compulsive liar society but it turned out I had the wrong number
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LOL, some crackers there marval.
I didn't laugh at one...I laughed at em all lol
Lol!
Some crackers there, PMSL
Book 3 in the making........

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