A Late Good Morning Monday Birds!
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What are your favourites? Where do you do them and who on? Work or home?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Hey Whiskey! i got a phone call in work one day from the 'water service' telling me they were doing work in the area and could i check if the water was running ok. So off i go to check the water. When i returned to the phone the girl on the other end asked 'is it running ok?' to which i replied 'yes'. She then said 'ok, go and run after it'. Staight away i knew i'd been stitched up. Everyone was laughing, I was mortified.
I played a joke on one of my male friends one time by phoning him and saying i was calling from our local hospital's sperm bank and had been referred his name by one of his friends who donates regularly. he totally fell for it and even phoned back to make an appointment to come in and donate. he still hasn't lived that one down and to this day he maintains that he knew all along. as if.
Borrow someone's mobile and change the welcome message to "Self-destruct Activated" make sure they don't see you and you will get a laugh the next time they switch on.
You can turn a PC screen upside down on your wife if you press (control alt F12) you may need to enable it to work. She will think the computer is on the blink. Press control alt F12 again and it is ok - it works on XP
heres a few of my favorites...
vasoline on the toilet seat (people will fall off)
washing up liquid on the kettle (bubble fountain)
UV pen rude words, on someones nightclub clothes (shows up only once their out)
screensaver porn on your boss's computer (it'l only show up on their lunchbreak)
order ridiculous sex toys in your friends name, but with the delivery address as their neighbours. (preferably an old lady neighbour)
chilli oil on a toothbrush (hot mouthfull)
unscrew the bolts on an office chair (next sitter will colapse)
unscrew light switches and turn them upside down (person will think they are going crazy)
frozen prawns in the seatback pocket of a car (they will spend weeks looking for the smell)
I know millions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!