Janet And John Go To A Wedding.

[gness]

Well half a wedding.....they decided on just the evening "do" because neither of them enjoy weddings....

They arrived at the pub B&B close to the venue and booked many months ago.....they didn't have a room....a cock-up meant their room had been given to someone else......
See John frown......
Janet has history with this....a wedding with no accommodation......so she leaves John at reception and retreats with a glass of red to the garden to limber up for a night in the car.....Two glasses of red and she'd sleep on an ironing board.....

John shows proof of booking and claims the room......he joins Janet in the garden with his glass of red but is walking strangely......
This, he tells Janet, is because he has stuffed the key into his boxers....he's not letting it out of sight now.....and it's a large key and an even larger fob.......his pants may be large but this has stretched them......

So, wonders Janet, how do I dance with a man with so much stuffed into his underpants?....
See Janet roll her eyes.... :-(

[tonyav]

Well it depended on how tight my trousers were, Sharon ;-)

[Patsy33]

I think gness should make Dave pull it out...

[tonyav]

Oi madam, pack that in ;-)

[Patsy33]

Well, it's going to be bothering her all night, especially on dance floor....

[rowanwitch]

If Janet and John meet Bob and Barbara Barbara will be disappointed if they swap keys,

[tonyav]

LOL^^^^^^

[tonyav]

Well, it's going to be bothering her all night,

I most certainly hope so, Patsy.

[Barmaid]

*Bm edits guest list"

[gness]

Well...you naughty lot! Wonderful evening..... lots of laughs at me being frowned upon......the kids and grandkids were a delight and I met my new great granddaughter for the first time....she is beautiful....
The journey home included a long sit on a village bench while Dave took back to his hotel a distressed and rather tipsy lost guest from another wedding....Dave did return for me which was kind......
If I can detach the glow sticks from my necklace and crocheted shawl I am off to bed....sleep well all....xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Glad the evening went well, sleep sound.x

[tonyav]

Glow sticks !
she must have been on the dance floor.

[gness]

Oh I will, Mamya! And yes I've been on the dance floor in a cellar, Tony with strange lights and music...but it was fun.....I think..... ;-)

[tonyav]

That sounds very hippified ( dance floor in a cellar ), gness !

[gness]

Yep......and ageing hippy here had a good time.....!

[tonyav]

Glad you did, gness, Psssst keep away from that waccy baccy.