Stock market report

[marval]

Today's Stock Market Report:

Helium was up, feathers were down.

Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

Knives were up sharply.

Cows steered into a bull market.

Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing.

Lifts rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading.

Light switches were off.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

Nappies remained unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

The market for raisins dried up.

Coca Cola fizzled.

Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

Sun peaked at midday.

Balloon prices were inflated.

Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

[maggiebee]

Excellent Marval - passed on to a few friends and had a great response.

[marval]

Glad it went down well

[shooty]

Equine establishments were stable : )

[shooty]

I enjoyed these : )

[marval]

I like yours Shooty

[shooty]

ooer missus : )

[jetrade]

Good lines ...Really Good one.
I have something good for you -

The reality is that business and investment spending are the true leading indicators of the economy and the stock market. If you want to know where the stock market is headed, forget about consumer spending and retail sales figures. Look to business spending, price inflation, interest rates, and productivity gains.

By Mark Skousen



Thanks & Regards
JeTrade

[annasmithcutee]

Bega Cheese share price has drastically fallen on ASX today. Following the trading halt placed on 10 September 2018 as Bega Cheese’s stock resumed trading this morning, BGA share price tumbled notably lower. Currently, i.e. 12 September 2018 (2:31 PM AEST), Bega Cheese’s share price is down 5.409% to $7.170.

This comes a day later than the company has announced the successful completion of $200 million of a non-underwritten institutional share placement. The company told that under this institutional placement it has offered 27.8 million new shares at an offer price of $7.58, representing 5% discount to the last close price.