I Got Tasered. ..

[BANANASPLITS]

I got tasered when I picked up my friend at the airport today.

Apparently, security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!

[BANANASPLITS]

What's happened to shaglene and voltage ?
Not put any jokes on for ages?

[Patsy33]

I bet you were stunned! Haven't seen Shaglene for ages....

[Ken4155]

I'm shocked that you can make fun of such a serious offence. Watt would you feel like if your plane was hi-jacked?

[sanmac]

I bet the airport-security person was from north of the border, and you jokingly said "Beam me up, Scotty!".

[Bazile]

Inspector OHMS of the yard , will be round your place soon to have a chat

Make sure you have
amp le excuses for your behaviour

[BANANASPLITS]

Where's voltage when you need him???

[Patsy33]

I think he's here.... ;-)

[BANANASPLITS]

"What with you"!!

[Shaglene]

I'm still here. Its caravan season so I'm away quite a bit. Just got back.