The World Of Political Correctness

[anotheoldgit]

It's been snowing all night, so....
8:00 I made a snowman
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead
8:22 The transgender man..woman..person asked why I didn't make one snow person with detachable parts
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple are white
8:31 the Muslim gent across the road demands that the snow woman wears a burqa
8:40 The police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that snow woman's broomstick needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction
8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up, I am asked if I knew the difference between a snowman and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and I am called a sexist
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices...my children are arrested.

[Mamyalynne]

You want to hear the remarks when I tell what I think is a good joke at home, I can at least threaten to make them leave - otherwise I plough on.

[Togo]

Your stalkers have tracked you down in "jokes" now Another Old Gent. All you need now is "you know who" and you could get the first ever 100 post thread in jokes. (^_*)

[bainbrig]

I think you’ll find there are Special Site Rules for the old g1t, Jack.

[anotheoldgit]

Blimey the hyenas are gathering, and I don't think they are the laughing variety.

[Mamyalynne]

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