Men - They're All The Same!

LadyCG | 19:56 Thu 04th Oct 2018 | ChatterBank

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Me ... "Will you get me bottle of wine?"

Him ... "No, its Thursday night."

Me ... "I haven't got work in the morning.

Him ... "Don't care, it's still Thursday."

Me ... "I'll do you a sexual favour."

I'm now sat here with a very nice glass of Zinfandel...

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kvalidir

It's not awful, it's more of a game Bill.

If I genuinely thought my partner wouldn't get me food if I needed it if I didn't do something to sexually please him he'd be on the transfer list, but as it is it's just playful x

Mamyalynne

Ho ho ho is exactly what the thread is meant to be BillB, remember some of us don't even have partners any more.

They're dead.

rowanwitch

I have met some of the others and believe me it is all very much being said for humour. It's the banter between equals in a relationship coupledom where there's room for shared Mickey taking. I dread to think what Dave would have contributed had he still been around. He was a real smutmeister but we were partners as well as a married couple.

Barmaid

I'm more amused that aunty lydia' s autocorrect didn't correct "dogging". What HAS she been typing?!!!!!

Mamyalynne

My Bill would have been feeding me lines to type and we were more equal than an equal thing but lord we knew how to laugh.

rowanwitch

Dave and I were terrible, something rude would set him off and we would both end up crying with laughter. I remember showing him clock flavour soup packets in a supermarket. They asked us to leave.

rowanwitch

Delete the L

bainbrig

Of course it’s banter, but I repeat - the notion of exchanging sexual favours for ‘good’ behaviour is very old-fashioned, and none of my acquaintances who enjoy ‘partnership’ relationships rather than the combative ones described here would DREAM of offering sex for food/wine/household chores.

Did feminism happen or did I blink?

AuntLydia

bainbrig I wouldn't stress over it if I were you, its all made up , even the OP. Can't imagine anyone actually saying that in real life and seriously meaning it. My Oh would never dream of saying no to going to buy me some wine lol! Just a bit of fun ( I hope) on a quiet night in.

Mamyalynne

Exactly BillB - banter, fun, jokey comments, no need to try to over analyse it.