Good Morning Early Birds!

[waterboatman]

Tuesday. It's rather pleasent outside, Tiggy is mooching about out the back, he wandered round to the front earlier, he's getting adventurous! :o}

I'm out to lunch today, Looking forward to someone else doing the washing up. :o} We're going to a pub on the riverbank, I haven't been there for about fifteen years! Vera and I went there to watch the Severn Bore, it was a 5*, the best one.

http://www.thesevernbore.co.uk/

have a happy day everyone.

[murraymints]

bye DT xx

[waterboatman]

Have a good'un DT.

[waterboatman]

The fun is catching the wild haggis.

[1ozzy]

I've always wanted to go on a haggis hunt.
Do I need a shotgun or a net?

[waterboatman]

Neither mate. The have two legs shorter than the other two, that's so they can run round the mountains. The way to catch them is to make them turn round so that they fall over.

[murraymints]

you need a big net ! hard to catch as they scoot over the hillsides...

[murraymints]

[1ozzy]

Just thinking about how water swirls down a plug hole.
Guess importing live haggis downunder wouldn't work.
Poor creatures would be forever falling over.

[waterboatman]

Slippery little gits, so they are.

[waterboatman]

It would be too warm for them oz.

[1ozzy]

That's just the personality of most Aussies ;-/

[waterboatman]

I had noticed! ;o}

[waterboatman]

Time I went and annoyed some shop keepers.

Have a happy day everyone.

[murraymints]

bye boaty xx