The Potential Health Benefits Of Farting

[Hazi-Hammenuhoth]

As a manager in a corporate organisation, I recently had the unfortunate task of reprimanding a member of my staff for repeated public flatulence. During the brief discussion, I admit I had quite a job to keep a straight face when she disclosed that her boyfriend, a doctor, had told her that farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

Putting the anti-social and negative connotations of farting to one side for the moment, does anyone actually know whether this suggestion has any medical foundation? Are we really depriving ourselves from natural health benefits if we suppress flatulence?

[HansUrbancka]

Oi like peas cos they makes me fart and when I farts I nows i'm elfy.

Hans.

[fender62]

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2015/09/the-thunder-down-under-40-fabulously-funny-facts-about-farts/

[jennyjoan]

Like Baza was taught

Wherever you are wherever you be
Always let your wind go free

[Tuvok]

"Farting in a Lift is just wrong on so many Levels."

Was good in whichever version of The Pink Panther!!!!

[Caran]

This is what you need!
www.myshreddies.com
Flatulence filtering garments.

[Baldric]

This one?

http://www.stressnomore.co.uk/brands/shreddies.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw2NvLBRAjEiwAF98GMe83Lhizg4cExzdLwgzJz-pY45RZjB_7ou76CtaXaa-PD5eTkm7TthoC5EEQAvD_BwE

[Toorak]

How is mrs b?

[Toorak]

Sorry - wrong thread!

[Cloverjo]

If you need the fart pants, the wee pants and the period pants, in which order do you put them on? :))

[Davemano]

A fart is a volume of compressed air which gives the bowels ease.
It warms the bed on a frosty night and suffocates the fleas

[Caran]

Thank you Baldric, my link didn't work!

[Togo]

Are you all busy making a hole in the Ozone layer? :))

Beans, beans are good for my heart,
The more I eat the more I fart,
The more I fart the better I feel,
Beans, beans with every meal.

[fiction-factory]

Very funny. it's a shame your answer will probaby be remove dif you are removed because of your earlier spamming