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The Potential Health Benefits Of Farting

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Hazi-Hammenuhoth | 08:30 Tue 25th Jul 2017 | Body & Soul
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As a manager in a corporate organisation, I recently had the unfortunate task of reprimanding a member of my staff for repeated public flatulence. During the brief discussion, I admit I had quite a job to keep a straight face when she disclosed that her boyfriend, a doctor, had told her that farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

Putting the anti-social and negative connotations of farting to one side for the moment, does anyone actually know whether this suggestion has any medical foundation? Are we really depriving ourselves from natural health benefits if we suppress flatulence?
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You aren't going to keep it forever anyway. But simple decency suggests avoiding doing it in front of others for them to breath in concentrated. Or indeed within earshot so that they know they are, if it comes to that. Health nonsense excuses I'd ignore.
08:40 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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Avatar Image HansUrbancka
Oi like peas cos they makes me fart and when I farts I nows i'm elfy.

Hans.
10:21 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2015/09/the-thunder-down-under-40-fabulously-funny-facts-about-farts/
10:59 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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Like Baza was taught

Wherever you are wherever you be
Always let your wind go free
13:49 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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"Farting in a Lift is just wrong on so many Levels."

Was good in whichever version of The Pink Panther!!!!
16:04 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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This is what you need!
www.myshreddies.com
Flatulence filtering garments.
22:22 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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This one?

http://www.stressnomore.co.uk/brands/shreddies.html?gclid=CjwKCAjw2NvLBRAjEiwAF98GMe83Lhizg4cExzdLwgzJz-pY45RZjB_7ou76CtaXaa-PD5eTkm7TthoC5EEQAvD_BwE
22:27 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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How is mrs b?
22:29 Tue 25th Jul 2017
Avatar Image Toorak
Sorry - wrong thread!
22:32 Tue 25th Jul 2017
Avatar Image Cloverjo
If you need the fart pants, the wee pants and the period pants, in which order do you put them on? :))
22:33 Tue 25th Jul 2017
Avatar Image Davemano
A fart is a volume of compressed air which gives the bowels ease.
It warms the bed on a frosty night and suffocates the fleas
22:34 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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Thank you Baldric, my link didn't work!
22:36 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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Are you all busy making a hole in the Ozone layer? :))

Beans, beans are good for my heart,
The more I eat the more I fart,
The more I fart the better I feel,
Beans, beans with every meal.
22:46 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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Very funny. it's a shame your answer will probaby be remove dif you are removed because of your earlier spamming
07:44 Mon 15th Oct 2018

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