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BANANASPLITS | 09:17 Fri 19th Oct 2018 | Jokes
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Mark Knopfler comes home carrying a large picture frame & chips

Wife: What you been up to?

MK: I was at the Auction & got a French Impressionist painting & I got you a chippy

Wife: How much have spent this time?

MK: Nothing, I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free
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