Did You Know....

[spathiphyllum]

If every ABER in the country flushed their toilets at the same time, then the UK would end up 5 ft higher above sea level.

[Peter Pedant]

one registrant - I mean
many more than one registrant - I didnt mean he was a mega-cropper,
sorry And'

[Toorak]

What if you have 2 loos? Can both be flushed? ( I don’t - just a question)

[tonyav]

Some have three, Toorak. Up, Down and en suite.

[Toorak]

Three?

Ok I admit I do have two :-,

[Peter Pedant]

my mothers neighbours cat was called in the street
Toulouse - as in toulouse lautrec

yeah the second one was in my auld mamz garding

ter daah - the old ones are the best !

[Toorak]

Yes, ok i am two loos - I confess, mea culpa etc

But i’m not a great fan of lautrec.

[spathiphyllum]

I’ll be doing a protest flush

[spathiphyllum]

Which one of my nine toilets shall i flush?

[emmie]

what on earth..........

[aelmpvw]

my doris flushes it three times after i've been, will that mess up the experiment?

[Mamyalynne]

No, it's me who has the earth closet Emmie.

Number 5 Spath.

[spathiphyllum]

Number 5?? I best ask the maid if i can use her quarters then.. she doesn’t like me just ‘dropping by’

[SparklyKid]

I do not think it would take every ABER to produce that amount of excrement. I can think of one or two who could do it on their own,lol.

[Old_Geezer]

Bet your Doris can't flush the same toilet three times at the same time though. Some will be too late or too early. ;-(