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Newly Weds
George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart."
George gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong"?
George says, "There for a minute you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife" she screams! "I didn't know you were married before."
George retorts, "I wasn't."
After a long period of silence she finally speaks, "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart."
George gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong"?
George says, "There for a minute you sounded like my ex-wife."
"Ex wife" she screams! "I didn't know you were married before."
George retorts, "I wasn't."
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