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Wrong Car !
Sounds like a comedy sketch to me.
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I'm reminded of a young guy I know who, after rather two many drinks in a Felixstowe nightspot, found that nature was calling rather urgently while he walking along the promenade. Still being sober enough to take other peole's feelings into account, he pressed himself hard up against a car parked on the seafront so as to hide his manhood while he relieved himself.
Unfortunately he failed to notice that
(a) the car was occupied ; and
(b) it had blue lights on top and the word 'Police' in big letters down the side
;-)
Unfortunately he failed to notice that
(a) the car was occupied ; and
(b) it had blue lights on top and the word 'Police' in big letters down the side
;-)
>>> the stupider the crooks are the easier they are to catch
When I worked at a rail station, we had a mobile customer service desk in the booking hall, equipped with a desktop computer and a printer. It was meant to be locked away each evening but my colleague forgot to do so and, when I came to start my shift at 6am, I found the PC and printer had gone walkabout.
We had a police office at the station, so I reported it to the two guys on duty there when they came in to start their shift. It took them hardly any time at all to see the couple who'd been caught on many of the 60 CCTV cameras we'd got (with loads of really clear pictures of their faces), hanging around in the booking hall for ages, then going to fetch their car (with the registration number clearly visible on multiple CCTV cameras) before nicking the gear and driving off with it.
The cops knew that it shouldn't take them long to track down the offenders but they couldn't do so straight away because they'd got to attend the local magistrates' court to give evidence in another case. They sat down in the waiting area and then noticed the couple who were sitting directly next to them . . .
We had our computer back very shortly afterwards ;-)
When I worked at a rail station, we had a mobile customer service desk in the booking hall, equipped with a desktop computer and a printer. It was meant to be locked away each evening but my colleague forgot to do so and, when I came to start my shift at 6am, I found the PC and printer had gone walkabout.
We had a police office at the station, so I reported it to the two guys on duty there when they came in to start their shift. It took them hardly any time at all to see the couple who'd been caught on many of the 60 CCTV cameras we'd got (with loads of really clear pictures of their faces), hanging around in the booking hall for ages, then going to fetch their car (with the registration number clearly visible on multiple CCTV cameras) before nicking the gear and driving off with it.
The cops knew that it shouldn't take them long to track down the offenders but they couldn't do so straight away because they'd got to attend the local magistrates' court to give evidence in another case. They sat down in the waiting area and then noticed the couple who were sitting directly next to them . . .
We had our computer back very shortly afterwards ;-)
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