World Vegan Day

[sunny-dave]

Post on my timeline from someone I don't know, who has paid Facebook to spam (tofu-spam?) my News Feed :

"Did you know that today is World Vegan Day?"

Me :

"No, I didn't - but unsurprisingly you can't just enjoy it yourself, but feel the need to tell everyone else about it too - whether or not they are interested"

Still Sausage Dave

[spathiphyllum]

Sayssage dave have you ever considered a bacon coat for this cold seasonal weather?

[aelmpvw]

you've got the hump over this bat outfit saga haven't you?

[BANANASPLITS]

Reminds me of the old joke
Why did the vegan cross the road?
So he could tell everybody on that side!

[sunny-dave]

Yes spath - always like my sausage toasty warm ...

[Lie-in King]

I like vegans - couldn't eat a whole one, mind...

[AuntLydia]

If someone introduces themselves as Vegan I just do the salute and say 'Live and be Prosperous'

[douglas9401]

Taste a bit like chicken apparently, Lie-in King. :-)

[gness]

Well he wasn't too bad, Ael...til we came up with the spray paint idea...... :-)

[rowanwitch]

I've got a better one
https://www.bing.com/shop?q=chocolate+spray&FORM=SHOPPA&;originIGUID=17ABD47DE10D472BB04C8B0C8A876832

[gness]

Now that could be interesting, Rowan.... ;-)

[mushroom25]

comment from a friend who went to a vegan's for dinner, when presented with his meal....

"That's not food. it's what food eats".

[rowanwitch]

Now that's graffiti paint I could go for...

[spathiphyllum]

Best get one of these Sausage Dave

https://i.etsystatic.com/18519012/c/1728/1372/0/341/il/9844c0/1678977611/il_340x270.1678977611_nqs3.jpg