I Dreamt

[marval]

I dreamt I was being eaten by a cat last night.

It must have been Freddy Cougar.

[tonyav]

Did he park his Jaguar outside, marval.

[marval]

He said he did but I couldn't see it, so I know he was lion.

[tonyav]

I'd keep away from him, marval all the girls say that he's a cheetah.

[marval]

At least he wears lynx deodorant.

[tonyav]

I know but a leopard can't change it's spots, marval.

[tonyav]

And I'll bet he was wearing some of those puma trainers.

[Patsy33]

What a nightmare! Hope you're feline ok now..

[tonyav]

I doubt it, Patsy. Freddie was lion all over her bed.

[marval]

It was a real catastrophe.

[Patsy33]

That should certainly give her paws for thought...

[Patsy33]

Is your name Maud?

[BANANASPLITS]

Noooo Freddie cougar he scares me ...I'm having kittens here !

[tonyav]

I also heard that Freddy is a bit of a cowboy because he seems to ride his ocelot.

[Zacs-Master]

Well, he’s not afraid of a bit of aardvark.