Back To The Doctors...

[BANANASPLITS]

I went back to the doctor today. ...I said, " I applied the haemorroid cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction, ".....where actually did you apply it? " He asked. ...I said," on the bus,"

[retrocop]

Your'e asking for piles of complaints

[Patsy33]

You're the butt of the joke!...

[Tilly2]

Oh bum!

[BANANASPLITS]

I was asked to get off the bus ...."fare enough" I said

[Patsy33]

I'm glad we've got to the bottom of this...

[BANANASPLITS]

Me too! What a crack lol

[Patsy33]

I've just been reading up on astrology. Apparently, Uranus is causing trouble..

[BANANASPLITS]

It is but as soon as it clears up I'll be over the moon!

[Ken4155]

I think there's more to this than you're letting on. You're only giving us the tail end of the story.

[marval]

This joke is just the ticket. I shall raise a glass to you, bottoms up.

[tonyav]

I was asked to get off the bus

I'd complain if I were you, sounds like a bit of a bum deal to me.

[zebo]

On the lower deck I assume.

[BANANASPLITS]

Yes...back seat