Where the hell

[summerlovin']

is my black bra?

[darth vader]

where you last left it.

what happened to the other ersponses?

[woofgang]

has it gone to ground in the airing cupboard or fallen out of the back of the drawer and into the carcase of your chest of drawers??

[bobbobley]

I told you, that cabbie has it!

[thekraut]

on your nose? at least that's where i usually find my specs.

[treaclefight]

i once found a bra that had hooked onto the inside of a jumper that him in doors had kindly hung up in the wardrobe for me. i was only looking for it for about a month (couldt wear that jumper without that bra so didn't pick out the jumper coz i couldn't find the bra), so check inside whatever you last wore it with.

[wildwood]

You shouldn't have had so much to drink last night. You're probably wearing it as knickers!

[Greedyfly]

Same here - I lost mine about a week ago! Do you think they are related?

[Janetex]

Serial bra knickers? Bold as brass!

[paulz]

In the glovebox of my car, please explain to my missus why you put there!

[football]

You took it off for me. Don't you remember? Then you put it back on & you're still wearing your black bra. After all these years.

[Lisa-Marie]

probably somewhere really obvious like in your underwear drawer perhaps?

[IndieSinger]

Sorry I only have one of your cream bras, one of your white bras, one of your purple bras, two of your red bras and your lacey pink bra. Whoever has your black bra, can I swap it for a red bra so I have the set?

[jasonhanger]

Is it a 36C with lacey trim? If it is then I know ;) jasonhanger

[saffstar]

It's probably been abducted by the same shadowy international underwear ring that took my red knickers

[summerlovin']

It's true I have lost it (and it's a good 'un) but I was just expecting jokey remarks. And yet Woofgang and Treaclefight in particular have given me hope I may still yet find it. Jasonhanger -34D, strapless. Greedyfly and Saffstar- do you think a whole load of odd socks have formed a gang and are going around recruiting underwear?

[IndieSinger]

That lady on the Vodaphone advert's nicked it.

[mucko]

i get called mandy at the weekends now.........