Two pints of lager lyrics

[Geordiegirl]

Can anybody tell me where I can find the title lyrics to bbc's two pints of lager - I have tried subtitles but don't believe them!!

[Englishbird]

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/two.htm

http://www.mrry.co.uk/articles/1624

both give different accounts, think the second one may be right, although don't watch the programme.

[B00]

Ooooo Emglishbird, beat me to it, lol.

It's the 2nd one, I only know as I asked this myself some months ago as I couldn't work out the word 'flakies' from it.

[B00]

Emglish? sorry...fat fingers, I obviously meant English

[glammapus]

and who sings it, it sounds a bit like the robster.

[Englishbird]

Sorry Boo, I'm just seriously bored today! lol

[scoobysoo]

Is it Space that sings it?

[tonymclark]

of Englishbird's answer, the link at the top is the lyrics to the BBC TV comedy. The link at the bottom is the single released in the 1970's, long before the TV series.

[jenstar]

These lyrics come from Christian Henson's website, and he should know since he wrote them!

Hey mister bartender give me a drink

I wanna cold wet glass with bubbles in it

And that doesn't mean I can't handle anything stronger now

Just think I'll wait a while.

I'll have a pint of lager please

And a pack of flakies

Give me a pint of lager please

And a can of baked beans

And if you visit his website: http://www.hensonmusic.com/pages/thelab.html you can actually download the never-released full-length version of the theme with extra verses and twiddly bits!

[clagarrelick]

i watch 2 pints it is wicked i love it so much it goes
hey mister bar tender, give me a drink , i wana cold wet glass with bubbles in it that does not mean i cant handle any thing stronger now
i just think ill wait a while
ill have a pint of larger plz
and a pack of flakies

thats all that says who is ur fave character mine is gaz he is well thick but thats what makes him funny

[clagarrelick]

and the person who sings the theme song is christian henson.

[kirsty90]

yes we know now incase u didn't realise its been posted already dear!