My Partner

[marval]

My partner and I were arguing over who got to eat the last gherkin, what a pickle.

I was on the net earlier. I now have a life ban from my local Tennis Club.

I went to the opticians today. It was a real eye opening experience.

I am going to invent a saying about yoghurts. Well, more of a fromage phrase.

My friend and I got on the train yesterday and couldn’t find our seats. The conductor came over and asked: “Have you any reservations?” I said “No, I love going on the train.”

Top tip of the year so far. Apparently it’s still Mount Everest.

I asked a man back to mine last night for a bit of “How’s your father”, if you know what I mean. Turns out he is very well, and his allotment is thriving in this weather.

I do not believe it! They have started a sceptics club in my local area.

I stabbed someone with a blunt pencil today. It was an act of pointless violence.

My partner left me for being childish, so I have decided to turn my life around. efil ym.

[Patsy33]

Good uns Marval!..

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol is your joke book coming out in time for the Xmas sales x

[tonyav]

All great especially the hows your father one.

[Arksided]

Lol.

[marval]

MY PUBLISHER HOPES SO BANANASPLITS.

[Arksided]

I guess its going to be an audio book.

[marval]

Good guess Arksided.

[Patsy33]

Can't see any point to the pencil joke....

[marval]

I shall erase it then Patsy.