Slightly off topic (i.e. not of a techy nature) but many, many moons ago, when my children were kids, they began speaking 'Eggish' so that me and the missus wouldn't be able to understand them. Or so they thought! What they didn't know was that their generation hadn't invented 'Eggish' and i used to speak it when i was a kid. Took me a few days to remaster the lingo but one night, as my eldest daughter and her cousin were discussing (in Eggish, of course) a boy they both fancied, i turned to them and said, "I ceggan eggundeggersteggand eggeveggry weggord yeggou eggare seggayegging." The look on their faces was priceless and we still chegguckeggle about it to this day.