Left Me...

[Patsy33]

My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football.

I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.

[Prudie]

Maybe she was out of your league

[BANANASPLITS]

Pork pie ...heard a jumbo sausage;-)

[tonyav]

Well I heard that she has a lovely pair of Bristol Cities, soooooo.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[DTCwordfan]

It must be Cherie Blair or is that Pair - of flats, naturally so

[Patsy33]

We're going to meet up later. I can see it all kicking off!...

[BANANASPLITS]

I reckon you'll score!

[tonyav]

I'd pass on that if I were you.

[Patsy33]

She hasn't turned up yet! I'll give her extra time...