Our Dogs Missing!

[BANANASPLITS]

Our dogs been missing for 6 hours jumped over gate and gone.
Ive looked up and down about 20 local streets and cant find him.
I've just rang the wife who shouted at me "try looking harder"!
So I've shaved my head and had 3 tattoos but i still cant bloody find him!

[Tilly2]

He's not going to recognise you when you do find him!

[BANANASPLITS]

Oohh i didn't think of that x

[Baldric]

Barking up the wrong tree there NANA, Lol.

[jno]

you'll attract the attention of police drug-sniffing dogs, if that's an adequate substitute

[BANANASPLITS]

Things are looking up the police just called they have a lead! :-))

[Ken4155]

Must have got the lead from one of their snouts.

[BANANASPLITS]

Its nothing to sniff about ken lol

[Ken4155]

Steady on, you'll be getting your collar felt.

[Patsy33]

I don't know about looking hard..You should have dressed up like a dog's dinner!..

[BANANASPLITS]

If he doesn't come home I'll be eating the dogs dinner ...wifes tch!

[Patsy33]

You'll be alright chum....

[BANANASPLITS]

Thx pal x

[Ken4155]

Yeah, don't worry banana. Your PAL will soon come home with a BOUNCE, WAGGing his tail, his jaws clamped around a string of sausages he stole from the BUTCHERS.

[Patsy33]

You'll find him I'm sure. You always seem to Winalot in life....

[BANANASPLITS]

Well I've just got in the hound is back..I'm frozen sitting in front of the fire...wifes in the kitchen "do you want lamb or pork or some nice beef"
Ohh i said lamb sounds nice " i was talking to the dog" she said
I give up!!

[Patsy33]

Pity you weren't a dog..lol..