Every Time

[marval]

Every time I use my phone my ear gets wet. I think it’s been tapped.

I was meant to catch up with an old Kenyan friend today. But even at sixty, he was still too fast.

I shouted abuse at some cows and all I got back were blank stares. So I yelled, “You herd.”

I have started selling Lions for a living. I am doing a roaring trade at the moment.

I fell asleep in a security installation factory last night. I was alarmed when I woke up this morning.

Last month was the worst ever for my pogo stick business. Hope we can bounce back this month.

I saw the world’s biggest, tallest library today and all I could ask myself was: How many stories do you think that is?

There was a fire at my discount carpet warehouse last night. I was just left with the remnants.

I took a degree in ballet. I got a 2:2

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket!”

[Spicerack]

Terrible. I'm going to pinch 5 of them.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol
Ive asked santa for marvals joke book for xmas :-)))

[Old_Geezer]

You work in a cracker factory ?

[marval]

I do Old_Geezer, they don't call me crackers for nothing.

[BANANASPLITS]

I'd love to pull a cracker x

[zebo]

A 2:2 in ballet? That you Desmond?

[Patsy33]

Lol... some more crackers there Marval!