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BANANASPLITS | 11:33 Wed 12th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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One of the main reasons I sued for divorce was because my wife always made really weak tea...

I ended up having to get a restraining order!
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Are you planning to squeeze every last drop from her?...
14:31 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Stop stirring patsy :-))
15:32 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Was she making a mug of you?
15:39 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Lol yes khandro
15:48 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Shouldnt have called her an old bag
15:57 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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I bet she wanted to know how much you urn
15:59 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Well rowan apparently they say the best way to mske a cup of tea is to agitate the bag!
So i poked the missus every morning and said put the kettle on fatty!
( if she sees this I'm dead lol)
16:16 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Is she like a little teapot, short and stout?...
16:28 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Er you tell her that not me lol
16:33 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Lol..No she might spout off at me!...
17:06 Wed 12th Dec 2018

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