Bananasplits

[Patsy33]

Anyone know if he is ok?
If you're looking in BS, hope you are ok. Miss your jokes! x

[marval]

Yes, I wondered where he was . Come back Bananasplits.

[BANANASPLITS]

Evening ladies how are you both x
Decided to give answerbank a little break from my attempt of jokes lol...been a bit under the weather but feeling much better now ...so gawd help ya when I get started ..thx for asking about me xx

[retrocop]

Welcome back. Glad you are recovering.

[BANANASPLITS]

Thx retro hope your well

[Tilly2]

Nice to see you back, BS. I have missed you but didn't like to say. :-)

[BANANASPLITS]

Thx Tilly hope your well too xx

[BANANASPLITS]

Paddy Murphy applied for a fork lift operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.

A Norwegian also applied for the same job. Since both applicants had similar qualifications they were asked to sit for a test and were led to a quiet room where they would not be interrupted.

When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Paddy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the Norwegian the job.”

Paddy said,... "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct and this being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job.”

The Manager replied, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.”

Paddy started to get annoyed and asked, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?”

The Manager said, "Simple; on question number 7 the Norwegian wrote down, 'I don't know'.

You put down, ˜Neither do I".

[retrocop]

Thanks BS. Rarely well but always up for a good laugh. :-)

[BANANASPLITS]

A good laugh helps m8

[retrocop]

Love that joke. I have a good sense of humour but very rarely laugh out loud. I did just then. Thanks . :-)

[Patsy33]

There you are! The minute my back's turned!!
Great to hear from yo again. Love the joke by the way...xx

[BANANASPLITS]

Pasty the jokes will get worse ..you know it lol xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry you've been unwell, welcome back.

[Patsy33]

Haha...I can cope..
Glad you're feeling better...

[BANANASPLITS]

Thx mamya hope alls well with you xx

[marval]

Sorry you have been ill, glad you are better. Welcome back Banana, liked the joke.

[BANANASPLITS]

Thx marvel xx

[zebo]

The Irishman and Norwegian joke remnds me of when my answer book disappeared from by desk. No-one knew anything about it. I set a homework and when I took them in to mark one pupil had written '3.5cm, accept answer in the range 3.45-3.55cm'. He still denied having pinched it.