A Guy Pulls A Tiny Piano Out From Under His Trench Coat And Places It On The Bar...
A few people stop to watch what he's doing.
He then reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano bench. By now a crowd of people has gathered to see what is going on. Finally, the man pulls out a man that is about a foot tall.
The little man sits down and plays the most amazing piano that anyone has ever heard. As this is happening the guy passes the hat around and makes a pretty good haul.
One of the customers asks, "Where did you get the little guy?"
The first guy says, "I found a magic lamp one day and the genie inside gave me one wish."
The customer asks, "Can I buy that lamp from you for £10,000?"
The first guy says, "Sure. I can't use it anymore," and exchanges the lamp for a £10,000 cheque.
The customer rubs the lamp and, when a genie pops out, shouts "I want a million bucks!"
The genie claps his hands and after the smoke clears, there are ducks everywhere.
"What the hell?" exclaims the customer. "I didn't ask for a million ducks!"
The first guy says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"