Following On From Naomi's Expressions Thread - Wrong Interpretations.....

[DTCwordfan]

My favourite recently - the Guardian and reported in Private Eye.

'The Norfolk police breathalysed both Prince Philip and the female driver of the Kia. Both were found to be negative. This is a first for the Royal Family.'

Indeed? The first royal to take the bag and be found to be negative......about time they were all banned then.

Yours favourite(s) in a similar vein?

[spathiphyllum]

I thought there was an uproar because he was not breathalysed

[Prudie]

Use Ariel pods - and always keep away from children

[tonyav]

https://i.imgflip.com/szmhe.jpg

[Canary42]

Teresa May: A strong and stable government.

[pixie374]

I like the "access only" road signs... as if you had a different use in mind.

[ducksie]

Prudie, I thought I was the only person found that funny - in an odd way, I speak back to the tv :) telling it, I try but my family keep bringing them around ha

[woofgang]

I know its old but it makes me snigger. Those signs that say "Police Slow" I mean its so unkind.