Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue......

[DTCwordfan]

Valentine's Day is but around the corner - to help you AB romantics, it's time to share some verses based on 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' - let's hear your contributions, serious or amusing.....or for famous people.

Even alternative 'wooing' verses are welcome too.

Here's one for Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party at large to begin with -

"Roses are reddish,
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish."

Over to you.

[marval]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Welcome back to the Ed
You were missed by a few.

[weecalf]

I walk you to your door on that so romantic night
You asked me to stay as we had such fun and it felt so right.
I refused as it was our first date which you thought was sweet Me walking don’t the path thinking I wish I had wash my feet .


(Just an old romantic I is )

[hereIam]

I love you when the moon is full, I love you in your nightie, but when the moonlight shines upon your breasts, Jesus Christ Almighty !

[johnny.5]

roses are red
violets are not
there's nothing in noses
except lots of snot

[Barmaid]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The cat hates you, darling
He crapped in your shoe.

[johnny.5]

the roses are dead
the violets are too
green fingered I ain't
and neither are you !

[Toorak]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m going to dump you
And find someone new

[gingejbee]

Roses are red.....
HOW MUCH?

https://www.waitroseflorist.com/valentines-day-red-roses/my-hearts-desire-bouquet-630173

[melv16]

One for sqad.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
She's got a pulse.
That'll do

[dunnitall]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm good looking,
what about you!

[maggiebee]

Roses are flowers
Pebbles are stones
Here's a big shout out
To those on their own
Think yourself lucky
And try not to sob
Look on the bright side
You're not with a nob