Late For My Train

[Patsy33]

I was an hour late for my train today, but luckily when I reached the station, it was still there... The people must have wondered, "Where the hell is the driver?"

[marval]

They thought you had gone off the rails.

[BANANASPLITS]

Did you have trouble with your buffers ;-))

[Bazile]

Did you go to Birmingham international instead of Paddington ?

[marval]

I bet they were chuffed to bits when you turned up.

[BANANASPLITS]

If you didn't wear those platform shoes you might have got there on time

[Patsy33]

I had a chew chew stuck in.me teeth!..

[jno]

I took your train home, but now the company want it back