The Funniest Thing Happened......lol

[Smowball]

Yesterday I was just at the local shops and walked back to car and got in. This car with a young guy pulled in next to me and he wound down his window. I thought he was going to ask if he could use my car park ticket, so I wound my window down too. He then says I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re very beautiful. Well im not, so I laughed and said don’t be silly. He then says are you married ? I’m thinking this is a wind up now and look around to see if he had a mate with him for a bet but no he was alone. So I said yes I am. He then says happily? Yes I said laughing. (I should have just driven off but I was so bemused at this point). So he then says can I have your phone number? No lol.So I closed the window and
was sorting out a catalogue on the passenger seat that I was just about to drop to a customer. I finally look up and he’s still standing there! And he’s mouthing please give me your number and holding his hands out, whilst flashing these perfect teeth lol.
So I just mouthed no sorry, and slowly drove away. Looked in mirror and he was still watching my car and he didn’t look away once, then I drove round corner. It was hilarious lol.
So I rang my MIL when I got in to tell her and immediatekybshe said oh he was clearly on drugs! Thanks lol!
Was very odd tho lol.

[spathiphyllum]

OMG as if that was you :P

[hereIam]

I was walking home from work one evening many years ago and this really good looking man came up to me and told me that he thought I was beautiful and he'd noticed me many times walking home and finally plucked up the courage to talk to me. He asked me out! Was I flattered, YES, did I do anything about it, NO, as I was seeing someone at the time. Who knows what would have happened though if I hadn't been ?!

[sunny-dave]

I’ll stick to expanding my harem via my “Buy a Biker a Pint” tours, I think ...

[gness]

That's fine, Dave....as long as you cook before you go..... :-)

[Smowball]

Some of these answers are so funny lol

[andy-hughes]

I remember walking to my office on day and a gorgeous young woman asked me where the nearest newsagents was, so she could get some change for the car park ticket machine. Because she was so attractive, I offered to walk her to the shop, which I did, and she bought something and got some change.

I walked back with her as far as my building, and she thanked me for my help. I told her that I thought she was gorgeous and the few minutes spent in her company had been a wonderful start to my day - and I walked away because I didn't want to embarrass her by making her think I was trying to make a play for her.

[gness]

Darn, Andy! And there was I thinking...wish that guy had made a play for me.... ;-)

[andy-hughes]

Oh gness, if only I'd known …

I shall spend the rest of my life missing that golden opportunity!!!

xx.

[gness]

I know, Andy....I know...... :-(

[Bazile]

I was sat sipping a cup of coffee at the table outside a well known establishment ; when a gorgeous gal asked if I minded if she sat at my table , because there were no available tables

Course I said

After a while I plucked up the courage and asked her out
To my amazement , she said yes

I was chuffed as a chuffed person could be and was exchanging Tel numbers

Then I woke up