Just Found Out

[Groupie]

Sperm banks pay money I just realised how much money i have let slip through my fingers over the years

[albaqwerty]

eewww!! they didn't see you coming

(sorry)

[DTCwordfan]

Think of the erections that you could have funded.....

[DTCwordfan]

and hard on you it has been.....

[EDDIE51]

Did you make a deposit ? Or a withdrawal ?

[EDDIE51]

My Daddy was a Sperm bank ! He came on my account !

[albaqwerty]

did he swim against the current?

[Baldric]

If he'd known the result he would have done backstroke.

[marval]

A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^

[EDDIE51]

I went into a pub and saw my wife snogging my best mate !
I came ,I saw, I concked her!

[Patsy33]

You could've been well endowed....

[Hopkirk]

Sound like you have interest.

[Groupie]

All great answers all funny cannot pick best answer thx all

[zebo]

If you can't decide on a Best Answer then maybe you should withdraw, as Trump's/Nixon's [add your own person] should have done.

[spathiphyllum]

Did you hear about the penis-less man who ejaculated? He literally came out of nowhere.

[spathiphyllum]

A guy was getting married and decided to tattoo his wife's name, Wendy, on his penis. When it was erect, her name was on it, but when it wasn't, it only said "wy"

So they get married and go on their honeymoon to Jamaica. On the last day, the newlyweds go to a nude beach. The guy goes to the bar there and sees the bartender - nude as well - with a tattoo on his flaccid penis that also says "WY." He says to the bartender, "is your wife's name also Wendy? I see your penis is tattooed." Bartender says "no mon, my penis says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day,' mon."