Glasgie - Albs Country

[DTCwordfan]

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair.

"Comfy?" asks the dentist.

"Govan," she replies.



After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the kilt.

"And what's the tartan?" asks his mate.

"Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.

[sunny-dave]

Is that a cake or a meringue?

No - yer right - it's a cake ...

[marval]

lol