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Lol, nail-head, cassa. Have my 100th Best Answer. ;)
It's like turning up on the doorstep of our bleeding heart liberals with a couple of moustachioed Afghan schoolchildren saying 'There you go, fill your boots, and they're free'.
Just know they'd say 'Are you fecking mad, I don't want them in here'.
Then a UK paper of choice for idiots, The Guardian say, would run an Op-ed saying 'This is probably illegal you know'. (and someone would probably post it on here)